Beer Bar Banter
Claire Flynn and James Yates dig into the deepest, darkest corners of the Beer Bar to find the most banterous of banter!
Remember Halloween when you were wee, in your cat costume
begging the lady next door for a ‘fun-size’ Mars Bar
(since when is less chocolate more fun?) Here at the GUU
we love a good tradition, so we rallied up the Beer Bar and
asked you to give us your best Trick Or Treat and tell us your
costume of choice in exchange for...nothing. Sorry guys.
“Trick or treat, smell my feet, give us something good to
eat, if you don’t, we don’t care, we’ll pull down your underwear.”
-Lauren Wilson, 3rd year, Dentistry (an old man)
“Why did the skeleton not go to the disco? Because he had
noBODY to go with!”
-Claire Martin, 3rd year, Geography (Lion)
“Halloween is coming, the goose is getting fat, please put a penny in the old man’s hat, if you haven’t got a penny ahalf penny will do, if you haven’t got a half penny then god bless you.”
-Emma McNiece, 3rd year, Geography (Frankenstein)
“I used to just sing Build Me Up Buttercup at all the doors.”
-Jenny Hutchison, 3rd year, Anatomy (Witch)
“Gimme your sweets or I’ll knock your jaw in...”
-Rachel Bolsworth, 3rd year, Physiology (The Hulk)
“My cousin had a violin so she would be play that and I would just sing along at every door...”
-Amy Long, 3rd year, Economics (Pumpkin)
“Well my costume of choice is Madeleine McCann because it requires absolutely no effort on my part. And my Trick or Treat was to jump out from behind a bush and shout ‘You’ve found me!’...too far?"
-Philippa Mildred, 3rd year, Psychology
“I don’t trick or treat... I don’t do that shit.”
-Johnny Coyle, 3rd year, Geography (“I don’t dress up.”)
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